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Phelinix's Jellicle abode

Nightmare before Christmas meets Macavity
About the Cat behind the Abode
The Real Jellicles
Alonzo's Advice collumn!
CATS info
My Cats Experience
Quizzes and such
Which Jellicle is which Jones?
Fan Art!
My awards!
Dolls and Adoptables
Cat quotes
Some Swank Sites
What's coming

Kidnap Demeter, huh?
I wanna do it.
Let's draw straws.
Mac said we should work together.
Three of a kind.
Birds of a feather.
Now and forever.
La la la la, etc, etc…
Kidnap Demeter,
lock her up real tight,
throw away the key and then
turn off all the lights.
First we're going to set some bait
inside a nasty trap and wait.
When she comes a-sniffing
we will snap the trap and close the gate.
Wait, I've got a better plan
to catch her for the leader of our clan
Let's pop her in a boiling pot
and when she's done we butter her up.
Kidnap Demeter,
throw her in a box,
bury her for ninety years
then see if she talks.
Then the leader of this genius plan,
can take the whole thing over then,
he'll be so pleased I do declare,
that he will cook her rare.
I say that we take a cannon,
aim it at her door and then
knock three times and when she answers,
Demeter will be no more.
You're so stupid.
Think, now. If we blow her up to smithereens,
we may lose some pieces
and then Mac will beat us black and green.
Kidnap Demeter,
tie her in a bag,
throw her in the ocean then
see if she is sad.
Because Mister Macavity
is the meanest guy around,
if I were on his hate list

I'd get out of town.
He'll be so pleased by our success,
that he'll reward us, too, I'll bet,
Perhaps he'll make his special brew

let's go, no time to lose!
We're his little henchcats
and we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him
and stay on his good side.
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
I'm not the dumb one.
You're no fun.
Make me!
I've got something, listen now,
this one is real good, you'll see.
We'll send a present to her door
upon there'll be a note to read,
now in the box we'll wait and hide
until her curiosity
entices her to look inside
and then we'll have her, one, two, three.
Kidnap the little queen,
beat her with a stick,
lock her up for ninety years,
see what makes her tick.
Kidnap the bosses queen,
chop her into bits,
Mister Macavity
is sure to get his kicks.
Kidnap Demeter,
see what we will see,
lock her in a cage and then
throw away the key!